Vantage Point

The Skinny:
An assassination attempt on the president is shown over and over again from the vantage point of about 1,249 people.
The Good:
I love non-conventional storytelling, so I went into this movie expecting to have some fun while trying to figure out “whodunit.” And I’m a big fan of Dennis Quaid. On my list of favorite celebrities who look awesome when they’re scowling, I think Denny is in my top five.
Other good actors are sprinkled throughout the film, such as Forest Whitaker as a slightly cooky videographer, and Sigourney Weaver (where’s she been hiding?) as a news producer. Her talent is pretty much wasted in the role, but it’s good to see her again. Siggy, if you’re reading this, I hope you plan on making Aliens 16 soon.
The Bad:
Although I like the “keep showing the same story from different perspectives” thing, the fact of the matter is the story is just not very engaging or clever enough to justify retelling a zillion times. I mean, the first few times I was watching the screen like a hawk, searching for clues, thinking that the movie was a puzzle for the viewers to figure out. But after seeing the events for the fifth and sixth time, it becomes clear that there really is no wizard behind the curtain, nor will there be a “gotcha” moment where the movie’s writers show how much smarter they are than us. In fact, the poor writing comes to a huge, wet, sloppy finish at the ending. It’s like the writers just threw up their hands and said “Lets finish writing this stinker and go get a pizza.”
I also need to point out that Matthew Fox (that one guy from Lost) is really, really terrible. No offense, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if he got stuck on a desert island with an Acting for Dummies book for a few years.
The Ugly:
At about the 17th time through the story, there is a twist so gosh-awfully unbelievable that Brinkley actually woke up from a deep sleep and threw up on the DVD cover in protest.
The Bottom Line:
Read this review 20 or 30 times, and much like Vantage Point, you’ll find there are really no surprises to be found.
Score:

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August 28th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d like to hear the rest of that “Top 5″ list.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
P.S. I like the new black/white/blue theme.. much better
August 29th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Jill,
SURE, put me on the spot when I’m shooting my mouth off again
Ok, I think the rest of my top 5 scowlers to round out the list would include Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Schwarzenegger, and Keanu Reeves maybe. I dunno - what do you think?
Brian
August 29th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Oh and regarding the theme…thanks. I still miss having a header pic, but I’m slowly becoming a fan of the “double right column” Wordpress themes. I think this one manages the space pretty well without looking like an assault on the eyeballs.
B
August 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I like the list, except Schwarzenegger - I think that’s just his natural look.
It just makes me laugh!
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Hmmmm, I think you might have been a touch heavy handed on the review Brian. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a really deep movie, and like you the first couple times through the scenes I was watching like a hawk only to end up reclined on the couch by the 4th time through, but still a nice movie. I’d give it three stars just for it being different in how it presents everything.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Hey, listen, I can PRESENT one of Cam’s diapers in a gift bag from The Gap, wrap it in tinsel and put a bow on top. But what’s inside doesn’t change - ya get me?
B