The Skinny:
Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell try to catch some bad guys. Slowly.

The Good:
Uhhh…I like Jamie Foxx when he’s not in this movie.

The Bad:
This movie sucked. Yes, that’s the best way I can articulate it. It was long, boring, and almost completely void of action! Fast forward to about an hour and 43 minutes into the movie and you’ll see short shoot-out, followed by the movie’s big action sequence, which is about as exciting as me starting the dishwasher.

And if the slow pace wasn’t bad enough, it seems like everybody in this film has marbles in their mouth. I’ll demonstrate by including a scene from the movie here:

Foxx: Murfle bargle bowss?
Farrell: Fiffle moogie dooferk.
Foxx: Furliffin sniffle fliff!
Farrell: Yes, patoogle snoofie!

The Ugly:
A tie between Farrell’s greasy mullet and his handlebar mustache.

The Bottom Line:
Do I even need to say it? Ok, I will! It’s more like Boreami Vice!

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